April 2012
21 posts
me texting my mom: can you pick up some milk on the way home
mom:
mom:
mom:
mom:
me: she's not answering me
me: she must have went to check her phone and swerved into oncoming traffic
me: i killed her
me: i killed my mom
March 2012
3 posts
February 2012
46 posts
Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
30 day picture challenge
yeah, i’m doing this. i almost didn’t because i didn’t know if it’d annoy people but then i realized i didn’t give a shit.
1. You
2. Your Breakfast
3. Something you love
4. Your mailbox
5. Something you wore
6. Something that makes you smile
7. Your favorite quote
8. Your sky
9. Something you use daily
10. Something from your childhood
11. Your favorite...
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what